Playground Chivalry

Mathew: Sam and Daniel tried to hurt Tana and Alexa and Chloe today, but I was trying to stop them.

Me: That's great, Mathew...that's just what you should do. Were they really trying to hurt them or just pretending?

Mathew: No, Mom, it was for real.

Me: Did they hurt any of the girls?

Mat: I think maybe one of them was hurt, but mostly they are trying to destroy their secret lair.

Me: Secret lair?

Mat: Yeah. It's under the green slide.

Me: oh.

Mat: But me and Peyton are going to defend their honor.