Under threat of company

Sometimes you need to invite 28 people over in order to really get your house clean. And to force yourself to face the fact that the living room rug is seriously RAT NASTY.

So maybe it's time to buy a cute new rug that inexplicably makes you feel better about every single thing in your life.

And now I must go take my turn standing guard over it to make sure Daphne doesn't poop on it.