There is something special about 14 year old boys. They are a paradox of awkwardness and charm. They are simultaneously shy and exuberant.
They are absolutely willing to do the Whip 'n Nae Nae on the roadside to attract customers to the Boy Scout Yard Sale. In fact, it will be their idea.
And somehow you will return home from the yard sale with an October sunburn, an old quilt for the dogs, a Billy the Bass and a massage chair that you do not want or need. And all these things will find a place in your home until one day, a child will ask, "Hey! What ever happened to that Billy Bass?" And you will smile innocently and say, "huh! I don't know! Have you looked in the play room?"
Enjoy it while it lasts, Billy. Your time here is shorter than you know.