Me at 49

 I guess 49 is okay. 

I'd much rather be 50. 

It sounds so much better...it has GRAVITAS.

eh.

I'll just tell people I'm 50 because what I want for my 49th birthday is to say that I'm 50. 

I'm rounding. 

I also want avocado toast. 

And a warm slice of oatmeal cake. 

my people

And a supper snuggly cream blanket.

and, you know, to pretend I'm already 50