The coconut

Remember the coconut we bought at City Market??

I got that knowing it would be the perfect distraction for Ethan. He has weaponry and he loves a challenge.

Let's just say...I wish with all my heart I had waiting to see the inside before I took a big swig of that milk.

Just....no.

I won't name names.

But someone has taken a perfectly innocent bag of chocolate chips and turned them into this.....

monstrosity.

Anybody want a bite of the oozing pooman?

No? No takers?

But he's so appetizing!!

Balance restored

Sometimes he leaves love notes...just because.

Then he goes and buys this...

Ummmm....no.

I will not be looking at pooping dogs while I cook.