Now that's funny.

It may come as a surprise to my posterity that I absolutely HATE the primary song, "Follow the Prophet".

That is not to say I don't want to actually follow the prophet, I just prefer that we not sing about it in ominous minor keys and throw in a "do it, or else" vibe for good measure.

But, children.

This is pure genius. And, unfortunately, this would fit right in with the rest of the verses we teach our sweet sunbeams. Have mercy!