A recipe for you.

Today was the day that I introduced my little girls to a Blanchard favorite.

Mashed potatoes with hot dogs.

Maybe you think that sounds gross. Maybe you are dumb.

Maybe you need to stop judging and go get out a pan and have some mashed potatoes and hotdogs.

Instructions:

Use leftover mashed potatoes. This is an important step because if you have to make new mashed potatoes, you will not get the full ghetto vibe of the dish. Authenticity is key.

Then you cut up several hotdogs into those circles that are the exact shape of a windpipe. I will not tell you how many to cut up, because I don't know how much leftover mashed potatoes you have. Suffice it to say, your potato to dog ratio should lean toward the dog. You will thank me.

Now spray your frying pan with pam and brown up the spheres of processed meat-heaven. Don't forget to throw your mashed potatoes in the microwave while you cook. Cold potatoes and hot hot dogs do not make a delicious combination.

When both are heated to your satisfaction. Combine and stir around a bit. It is important to let the essence of the hot dogs permeate the taters.

Then you dish up and top with ketchup.

Enjoy.

Don't judge me.