It was raining today.
So we didn’t walked to school.
So I thought I had a little extra time to chill this morning.
So we rushed out of the house at the last minute.
So Laney wasn’t wearing pants.
So I forgot to bring my Netflix DVD to drop in the mailbox on the way out.
So after drop-off I park the van half-in/half-out of the garage and run in to retrieve the DVD.
So I accidentally lock the little girls in the car. Strapped tight in their seats.
So I frantically look for the second set of keys I haven’t seen for about a week.
So I pray really hard for help.
So I ransack the house. No couch cushion is safe.
So I try to talk Laney through possible tips on wiggling out of her 5-point harness system.
So she starts crying.
So I try to bribe her with a Kit Kat.
So she cries even harder.
So I call Mark….
So I call the police….
So I say out loud, “Seriously, Heavenly Father! I could really use some help here!” This is not respectful OR showing a faithful heart.
So I realize that that sweater hanging on the back of one of the kitchen chairs has been there for awhile.
So I look in the pocket and find the extra set of keys.
So I call the police back.
So I call Mark.
So I apologize to you-know-who for my bad attitude.
So I apologize to the nice policeman that didn’t get the message that he was no longer needed.
So I put some pants on Laney.
I don't want to laugh at your frustrating morning... but thanks for the laugh. :)
ReplyDeletePS. I miss you. Thanks for blogging.
I had to laugh too, not because of your awful plight, but because this was just a well written, amusing post. I think it's because I could sense your emotions...those mommy emotions I'm becoming all too familiar with.
ReplyDeleteThanks for keeping it real Maren! I laughed too by the way. But if I were you I would have cried within 2.5 seconds if that makes you feel any better. You've had a MUCH busier morning than I already! That's a lot of work for a little Netflix DVD eh? ;-)
ReplyDeleteholy my cow! So sorry. If it makes you feel any better we woke up to puking this morning. So I am super bored and refilling cups of 7up. Which is a lot better than your morning.
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