Fritz's

There is this place in Kansas City where you can go in, sit down, pick up a phone, and order your dinner. Then approximately 5 minutes later and train comes chugging around a track above your heads and brings you possibly the nastiest food you'll ever eat outside of the hospital. The kids LOVE it! And it'll make you want to weep because you can't believe you spent your hard earned money on this slop.

Choo Choo!